Love ranch dressing? Now you can buy a keg of it

Lucy Hill
November 9, 2017

If you'd rather drown yourself in the happiness of a keg of salad dressing than drown your sorrows with a keg of beer, we've found the ideal thing for you.

Which begs the question, how much ranch is too much ranch?

Hidden Valley also has gifts for the ranch lovers who prefer to show their boldness through their fashion.

The keg measures in at 9.7 inches tall and 6.3 inches in diameter. has the keg available for pre-order for $50 on its website.

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The mini-kegs include a year's supply of Hidden Valley Ranch, are stackable, and hold up to five liters of ranch each. It will begin shipping on December 11th.

And this isn't the only product Hidden Valley released for the ranch-obsessed.

It's featured as a dipping machine that has a 2-pound capacity with four easy-to-assemble tiers.

Here is a look at the full line.

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